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Every character on this site has a t-shirt. Yes, even Black Panther. No camo, no zombies, no nonsense, no politics. Just an in-joke you’ll get if you’ve spent any time here.
Character T-Shirts
£20 each. All colours go up to 2XL, except black, which goes all the way up to Black Panther size (5XL). Because anything other than black wouldn’t match his gear.
Keith’s Hoodie
Every t-shirt and hoodie is certified organic cotton, printed in the UK in a renewable-energy-powered factory, with a QR code on the care label so you can send it back to be remade when it’s finally worn out. Teemill handles the orders, delivery and returns. Every sale helps keep the lights on here.
Rumour has it there’s a tenth shirt. Find her yourself.
Tumblers
Our tumblers are sold on Amazon: £19.99 each, double-walled stainless steel to keep tea hot (or cold), with a leak-proof lid, in black. Amazon prints and delivers them.
Power Out. Kettle On.
For the calm one in your house: the one who has the camping stove lit and the kettle on before anyone else has even found a candle. On the back, Keith’s duck and “Prepared. Not Panicked.”
Lists. Torches. Tea.
For the one who keeps the whole house running: she writes the lists, knows exactly where the torch is when the lights go out, and has the kettle on while everyone else is still panicking. Keith’s duck is on the back.
Christmas T-Shirts
Our Christmas t-shirts are sold on Amazon: £16.99 each, in men’s and women’s fits, black or dark heather grey. Amazon prints and delivers them.
Deck the halls with packs of batteries.
For the one in every house who has a spare pack ready on Christmas morning, when nothing ever comes with batteries included. White print on the front with our motto, “Prepared. Not Panicked.”
Christmas dinner: 12 people. 3 power cuts. 1 camping stove.
For whoever cooks Christmas dinner every year and still gets the turkey on the table when the electrics trip. A cartoon camping stove and kettle, with our motto underneath.