Every character on this site has a t-shirt. That’s it, that’s the pitch — no camo, no zombies, no nonsense, no politics. Just an in-joke you’ll get if you’ve spent any time here.
Every shirt is certified organic cotton, printed in the UK in a renewable-energy-powered factory, and comes with a QR code on the care label — scan it when the shirt’s finally worn out and send it back to be remade into a new one. It’s not the cheapest tee around, but it’s honestly made.
£20 each. Delivered from the UK. All proceeds go straight back into keeping the lights on here.
All colours are available up to 2XL — except black, which goes all the way up to Black Panther size (5XL). Because anything other than black wouldn’t match his gear.
Keith The Prepper — Operation Household Shield
Has serious kit and a serious Land Rover Discovery. Still hasn’t actually used any of it.
Camping Clown — All The Gear, No Idea
Bought the £4,000 version. Not entirely sure why, if he’s honest.
Chicken Licken — No Tracker. Probably.
Been saying it for years. Nobody listens until it’s too late.
Black Panther — [Location Redacted]
In his previous role, they didn’t do t-shirts. Civilians can. Carry on.
Weekend Warrior — WW3 Is Coming
Prepared for the collapse of civilisation. Not prepared for a power cut on a Tuesday.
Calm Clarissa — Janet Has A Copy
Prepared a checklist for this. Obviously.
Surviv’l Gurl — Link In The Bio
Link in the bio. Obviously.
Aroura — Namaste!
The earth provides. Namaste 🙏
Pickle The Tactical Pom — Snorgle!
Snorgle! Snorgle! Snorgle! Snorgle!
Keith’s Duck
You know why. 🦆
Rumour has it there’s a tenth shirt. Find her yourself.